I’ve intentionally titled this article in a slightly misleading way so shush, it’s called marketing look it up. I mean I will also just put in a sexy strain for anyone who was misled so that you aren’t cross with me. The main thing we are going to talk about today is the restaurant kind of eating out, which everyone should do more often. Ok, now I’m just being confusing as to what is double entendre and what isn’t so I’m going to move on. If you’re like me then eating in a nice restaurant isn’t something you get to do very often. So surely you want to make the most of your experience. There are some cannabis strains that don’t just give you the munchies but also focus the brain and enhance the senses. Not the kind of strains that help you shovel pizza into your maw like a grease hungry python. These are the strains for when your sugar daddy takes you to a 5 star restaurant with three things on the menu, or however other people afford to go out. So here are some of the best fine dining strains.
This first lady is one of the most popular appetite heavy strains on the market. She’s not only great at making you hungry but she’s relaxing and uplifting while helping with focus to such an extent she’s often prescribed for ADHD patients. If you want something that will get you not only excited to eat fancy food but will enhance the flavours, mouth feel, and basically everything about the experience. This is great for you and your partner if you are going out on a fancy date because realistically this is going to be a relatively intense experience. Pineapple Kush is great for anxiety, insomnia and pain. The one thing I will say about this strain is probably don’t go too hard. It has 18% THC and it’s likely you’ll be in public so you don’t want to be too high. We are trying to enhance an experience, not get wasted. Pineapple Kush has a flowering time of 7 – 8 weeks and can be grown indoors, outdoors or in a greenhouse.
This strain is a great option if you are going out to eat with friends. Critical gives you that same appetite and heightened senses but also provides a creative and uplifting high. This makes it great for socialising and for getting the most out of your expensive dinner. There’s nothing quite like tasting food to the extent that you can truly appreciate the nuanced choices of a truly good chef. Sorry I’m going to a restaurant I’ve wanted to go to for ages tonight and I’m distracted. So Critical is one of those allround amazing strains that is great for all types of growers. It also usually sits at around 18% which can be a little much for some people so go easy. Critical has a flowering time of 63 days and can be grown indoors, outdoors or in a greenhouse.
Northern Lights is likely a strain that you’ve heard of before. This absolute classic is well known for its amazing effects. This baby has been around since the 70s and is one of the most celebrated strains of all time. Usually it is used to relax with its full body and uplifting high. However, a lot of people also use it to increase their appetite. The combination of the hunger and the euphoria makes it the perfect strain for truly enjoying the work of professional chefs. You’ll be aware of every flavour, every texture, and that body stone will turn your tastebuds up to 11. Then if you want to eat, go home, and fall into a food coma in front of the TV you will absolutely be ready to do that. Unlike the last two her THC level is a good deal lower at 14% so you don’t have to worry quite so much about overdoing it. She has a flowering time of 9 – 10 weeks and can be grown indoors or outdoors.
The very name of this strain should let you know how ideal she is for preparing to eat a bunch of amazing food. Once again we have a strain that gives you a relaxing, euphoric and uplifting feeling but with a nice balance between being energetic and chill. So essentially Cherry Pie is the euphoric strain to use when you are going to a slightly more eventful dinner where you might be going on to more social business afterwards. She will release every ounce of tension from your body and will allow you to really experience your food. She also increases productivity and creativity so ideal for socialising. Also great if you’re suddenly not in the mood to go out to a restaurant, which happens to me a fair bit at the last minute. She will brighten your day and make you crave a comfortable social situation. She has a flowering time of 56 – 70 days and can be grown indoors or outdoors.
As promised this final strain is a little sexier, but could still definitely be used for all readings of eating out so it still counts. If you thought the last couple of strains achieved euphoria you have no idea. This strain is powerful and energetic whilst also increasing sensitivity and creating a mind melting sense of euphoria. So whether you are giving, receiving, or literally eating you are going to have a truly extraordinary time. My ultimate recommendation if you are going out for dinner with a partner is go for one of the more sensual options above for dinner and then end the night with this doozy. After waiting an appropriate amount of time so no one gets a cramp. If you want to go crazy with it make sure you have some sort of flavour and texture heavy dessert for after the fun bit, may I recommend chocolate mousse and a glass of red wine. You’re welcome, I just gave you the ultimate anniversary night. I’m a little jealous to be honest.
Hopefully these strains will give you all the support and drive you need to eat out more often!
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