So you can avoid spreading it to your friends and your family. Are you or a loved one suffering from toxic masculinity? Look out for these warning signs. Even the faintest whisper of facial hair. If you have a mustache, schedule a checkup. If you find a goatee on your face, consider
Going to the emergency room. If you have a full beard, well, it’s probably too late for you. Mowing the lawn instead of letting your wife do it for the sake of equality. Oof! Not good. Let your wife break the lawn mowing glass ceiling today. Eating meat on occasion. A disease like toxic masculinity
Can quickly change your diet. If you find yourself leaving your vegan avocado quinoa toast smoothies untouched in favor of wolfing down some bacon wrapped bacon, you might have toxic masculinity. Throwing a professional wrestler off a steel cage right through the announcers table. Men who suddenly look around and find that they’re tossing
A professional wrestler off a steel cage to plummet right through the announcers table are at high risk of developing toxic masculinity. If a man in your life is suffering from this symptom, encourage him to stop wrestling in the WWE immediately. Holding the door open for a woman once in a while.
Wow, this one is really bad. You need to do better if you’re going to beat this thing. One way to fight this symptom is to slam the door right in a woman’s face and scream equality through the glass when she glares at you. Try today. Yelling stuff about freedom and charging into battle,
Wearing blue face paint. If you find yourself charging into battle against the English wearing blue face paint in the 14th century, you might be beyond medical help. Do all of society a favor and get yourself drawn and quartered so no one else catches this contagious illness. Thinking about the Roman Empire, even once,
Even thinking about the Roman Empire one time can be a deadly omen. Further stages of this disease can cause men to think about worse things like the Galactic Empire, the kingdom of Gondor, or the Imperium of men in the grim darkness of the far future there is only toxic masculinity. And finally,
Being a man who does not hate himself. This is the most telling sign. If you’re a biological male and you don’t hate yourself, toxic masculinity is already coursing through your veins. If there’s going to be any hope of recovery, you need to begin hating yourself today. If you
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@gregggorman6197
I love guns and ride motorcycles. I’m screwed 😂
@anonimanonim2710
How do I catch it?!
@kimghanson
Oh, I've definitely got it, but oddly enough I'm not suffering
@bigviewsmallwindow8335
Someone once said toxic masculinity is when a man acts like a woman and I agreed with that statement. So, don't be toxic. Be a man!! Our society needs real men!
@eduardoharo6904
😂😂😂 absolute gold!!
@MightyGreenLantern17
This makes me want some bacon wrapped bacon
@killersugar6816
Just what I hopes this video would be
@electrictofumuffins6384
Toxic: Competing with women is lame.
Brave: Kicking the knee off a female soccer player while pretending to be a woman.
@zakkandsurajmusic
The most toxic of all traits is STANDING UP for yourself and your loved ones in the face of bullies and problems. That one is endgame.
@bruvathroatpuncher500
I well seems I have toxic Masculinity, I think vow and fight for the imperium of mankind all the time! Because no beta cuck make will ever get anything done.
@DavidPerez-nk1we
😂😂😂😂😂😂 the funny shit is that all this he saying is so true in this country right now it’s a funny parody the woke ideology and over feminizing of our men is killing this country
@angriboi
Labeling masculinity as toxic and telling men, they have to become like women to become "healthy" won't make anything healthier.
@lukefriesenhahn8186
After listening to the song Erika, (if you know what it is, you know) I got extreme symptoms of toxic masculinity.
Thanks Babylon Bee! I love your videos!
@Dankness9
Watching the Babylon Bee – extremely toxic masculinity.
@JustAnAverageWoman69
If my husband asked me to mow the lawn, I would not be happy 😂
Men and women both have different strengths, so let's work together as a team and use them as intended by nature. That is the dynamic that works best! Masculinity is sexy (in MEN).
@raybluegggghjjdfjeajj4jh571
No I suffer from others ignorance false claims and not a clue of what happened in reality
@daytradersanonymous9955
Babylon bee has drunk horse rider syndrome…. they had a chance for a funny video and made it at best eh.. there trying too hard and it shows
@tmps835
Standing when you pee. Wearing pants. Tying your shoes. Paying your bills. Raising your family. Fixing your car. Opening your eyes. Taking a shower standing up. Breathing. Being married to a woman that hasnt done dirty videos as work. Sleeping. Working.
@marklang2019
Not voting for Democrats? You've got it bad.
@happyappy19931
As a woman, I don’t suffer from toxic masculinity, but I ❤those who do!!!
@atourversace4032
I understand this is comedy, a very good one actually.
but what's scary is that some, can think this is all real or true, this is not actually Toxic Masculinity, got to the Middle east, and you'll what Toxic Masculinity truly is, the video here is about Normal good Masculinity.
@PruneHub
Being married to someone who CAN'T stand up to pee.
@dagnytaggart639
Most women are suffering due to our society’s lack of masculinity.
@mike95826
Is toxic masculinity one of those "forever chemicals" the eco-terrorists have been talking about? Even if they are undetectable and unmeasurable they must still be there…or something.
@spencer1980
Toxic masculinity does exist. Its a very real thing. Weve all met hyperaggressive wannabe "alpha chads" and the like. Im not gonna talk about what toxic masculinity is, or where it comes from. Instead, im gonna talk about what healthy male influences should look like.
The "try guys" from buzzfeed have long been lampooned as an example of this very impotent harmless male that the left wants to encourage. Now being a twink is a perfectly acceptable lifestyle choice, but most young men have an innate desite to be MEN. Theyre lacking in good examples of this.
I dont want to see effeminate impotent men as the standard bearer for my gender. I want to see bodybuilders caring for a garden or a greenhouse. I want to see combat veterans writing poetry. I want to see professional fighters learning how to put french braids in their daughters hair. You can be a balls to the wall badass and still, gasp, be in touch with the arts and softer side of life. Young men need renaisance men to aspire to. Be thinkers, artists, caring and nurturing, and still be capable of shoving a knife into a mans neck and carrying a boulder on your back.
This thought is perhaps incomplete, but i think we can all agree on one thing: the twink infestation of our gender must be put down at all costs.
Okay but jokes aside, do you guys get what im saying? These thoughts dont concern already grown men. Rather, theyre about the role models we provide to young men. You cant say toxic masculinity isnt a thing, because it is. Im just not of the mind that impotence is the solution to it.
@terrylane1492
Darn, it's too late for me. Save yourself!
@jer3996
As a third generation Marine I blame genetics.
@adamsky0604
I guess that if you sell all those juicy cigars you gonna kill toxic masculinity faster than any feminist could! 😅
@codyhughes4472
Outing a black guy suggesting to an Asian that he should catch it is the most racist thing I’ve seen in awhile
@moisespolicart2732
Toxic masculinity hobbies:
Fishing
Hunting
Shooting
Amateur Radio (well that was in the 20th century)
Playing Domino
@aimsmallcq1218
I'm Fu(ked!!!
@arcadianicpanic7744
Being gay but acting and dressing normal while having actual hobbies and caring nothing about weird alphabet people shit is also really toxic or worse: being straight is literally the most toxic thing a man can be how dare they fulfilling a man's actual biological purpose 😮
@marcuslong9761
Bacon wrapped bacon sounds really good rn.
@jeffreymelton2200
"thinking about the roman empire… even once" LMAO
@franciking
Toxic Masculinity is comprised of the popular male vices: gambling, drug abuse, domestic abuse, drunkenness, pornography, adultery, greed, egotism, dishonesty and criminality. Men are so egotistical & dishonest; they pretend "there's no such thing as a bad man."
@mikeford1273
Ohh Dear.! Ive raised a quizical eyebrow when i watch men who think they got PMT..! Is that toxic?
@ed74rich
MARRIAGE!!! If you asked her for her hand in marriage…. If you have been married for more than a year and havent cheated….. if you've made your wife the beneficiary of your life insurance policy…. if you hear a noise at night in the house and you yourself investigates….. If you own any amount of weaponry bought in order to defend said wife and children….. if you work, sweat and bleed 12 hours a day so your wife can raise the kids….. if you've always come home after leaving to buy a pack of smokes or a gallon of milk…… if you take in all the Groceries in one trip so she doesnt have to make a trip…..