THE BEST UPCOMING MOVIES 2022 (Trailers) ⋆ Patriots Hemp

Hey kid a little young for a bartender aren’t you a little old for prom aren’t you Everything in here why the map it’s the biggest treasure that’s never been found five billion easy but it’s just a story i beg to differ 500 years ago my family found the world’s biggest fortune then was betrayed people have been searching for it all in vain both you turn your keys clockwise at the same time thanks a lot he almost got me killed clockwise sully oh it was 50 50 so i made a guess clearly

But the voyage was not just about gold or something much more valuable this cross has a very tragic history so much i’m blood sure he’s just threatening to kill me don’t get caught you were just gonna leave me back there somebody had to get the cross [Applause] your brother believed that there was a final piece well you know my brother said you have no idea who you partnered with what else aren’t you telling me the victor spoils how are they going to get them out of here wow Hey put them down boys what is that thing on your face puberty’s right around the corner kid you can grow your own exclusively in movie theaters is a concept about which we know frighteningly little it was the only way but i never meant for any of this to happen Wonder i knew someone later you’d show up i made mistakes and people were hurt i’m not here to talk about westview then what are you here for i need your guess help what do you know about the multiverse I’m sorry steven i hope you understand the greatest threat to our universe Is you things just got out of hand as a private contractor you’re possessing a unique set of skills What’s that power you said it was clear i said the front was clear um front back right wrong anyway shall we So what we got something rather nasty has been stolen we have to stop that’s getting on to the open market who’s the buyer greg simmons the billionaire arms dealer oh a lot very serious faces up here in there you can’t catch this fish with conventional lures i’m sorry the lure being daddy francesco

The movie star rick simmons favorite movie star and how do we get him blackmail who’s to get very good carry on the world needs you for your greatest role yet who are you i’m your new manager there’s a sensitive and awkward situation between you and your sister-in-law i actually love my sister-in-law

Just out of here you made that quite evident when marimba rhythms start to play i’m ready let’s go to work when someone pinch me please is that danny francesco what’s next for you i’m playing a mysterious self-made billionaire you just described me shadow mate do whatever i do whatever i do do

Whoever greg was buying from was amongst you last night i can get inside the ukrainians i hope you take them to dinner first before you get inside of them sexually they’re going to kill you now we’ll shoot them first then tidy what happens you recognize your awesome

Fortune that is a sexy name cover’s blown we’re burnt what do i do the movie star’s gonna melt you stop danny francesco you stopped so you weren’t seen by anyone yes that’s yes you weren’t seen by anyone yes or yes you were seen by someone yes July 20th 1969. In school you were taught that apollo 11 lost contact with the world for two minutes Not true they found something on that day that they kept him for 50 years and now it’s too late to stop in breaking news the governor has just ordered the mass evacuation of the entire west coast moving to higher ground it’s the only possible chance of surviving stay away my brothers and sisters

Stay awake this planet has suffered five extinctions this is going to be the sixth are we dead you know we are just inside the moon that might be the greatest sentence anyone’s ever said Uh do you need a doctor i am a doctor i should have died years ago people all over the world have my disease come here to find a cure we have to push the boundaries take the risks If you’re gonna run do it now then you were found on a container ship that washed up off a long island faces look ugly when you’re alone what did you do to yourself doctor i wish i knew i went from dying to being more alive than ever it worked

Not exactly i have increased strength and speed and some form of bad radar what else can i do There are limits there has to be there’s something inside of you he wants to hunt and consume blood we haven’t had anything this good since that thing in san francisco hey dr mike you and i should stay in touch i’d do anything to save a life

But i don’t know what i’m capable of you save lives you don’t take them are you here to heal the world or to destroy it who the hell are you mad i am just kidding it’s dr michael morvious at your service if you listen carefully enough the past whispers to you

We’re here to see i was dumbledore that would be my brother the world as we know it is coming undone renewal is pulling it apart with hate if we’re to defeat him you’ll have to trust me This is the team that’s going to take down the most dangerous wizard in over a century imagine zoologist this indispensable assistant wizard descended from a very old family the school teacher and a muggle dumbledore said i give you something jacob are you kidding me right now who wouldn’t like our chances

After save the world are we things are not quite what they appear swivel but delicately i’m swiveling out yourself Begin today what is this place the room we require Correct three points to hufflepuff [Applause] Very dangerous it’s very powerful i’ve gotten wrong hands you know mess you up where did you get it the guy for christmas Quick stretch little snack and here we go sonic i love that you want to help make a difference if you’re being reckless don’t worry nobody’s gonna get hurt pretending to be batman blue justice trademark pending you’re still just a kid trust me there will come a moment when your powers will be needed

But you don’t choose that moment that moment chooses you i just got goosebumps wait a second did you steal that from oprah papa’s got a brand new stash since i’ve been gone i’ve discovered the source of ultimate power that sounds big it’s been on my vision board for years

Hope i’m not too late i’m sorry who are you tails okay this is what we’re gonna do step one light taunting step two i have no idea That wasn’t too bad today’s forecast falls for a 100 chance of adventure Return to sender face it you’re never going to get my power do i look like i need your power where are my manners sonic meet knuckles Uh Ladies and gentlemen please welcome the newlyweds mr and mrs simon doyle you must meet archul puero my congratulations madam mercy but he’s only the greatest detective alive i suspect you invited me for reasons other than the fun you had we have the karnak all to ourselves a

Chef and enough champagne to fill the nile when you have money no one is ever really your friend it’s too late to change events it’s time to face the consequence someone is dead The crime is murder were you aware of any grudges madame is used to getting what she wants never again i don’t feel safe i don’t feel safe with any of them there are so many conflicting hates and jealousies oh i like this did you see or hear anything

I did not trust her i still don’t what did you do last night you accused me of murder he accuses everyone of murder it is a problem i admit that murder was methodically planned Someone else is dead you lie in my face lock the doors the murderer is here and we’ll stay here Your instructor is one of the finest pilots this program has ever produced His exploits are legendary what he has to teach you may very well mean the difference between life and death your reputation precedes you have to admit i wasn’t expecting an invitation back they’re called orders maverick [Applause] Good morning aviators this is your captain speaking today’s exercise is dog fighting two versus one he’s gotta be kidding Smoke in the air On january 14th family movie night is getting revamped only on prime video for centuries no human has had the power to become a monster until now but is this safe though let’s find out Is everything okay down here hey drac what’s up oops what’s going on i used van helsing’s transforming ring you’re human drag dad oh no i have a total dad bod um what is going on What’s up i’m baldy Who are those guys it’s me uncle griffin you don’t recognize me i’ve literally never seen you before there is a place deep in the amazon only there can the transformations be reversed time to go stereo man if we don’t fix you guys dude you’ll be like this forever being

Coming january 14th only on prime video please heads up Get out of here Fear is a tool when that light hits the sky It’s not just a call that’s a warning I can take care of myself if this continues it won’t be long before you’ve nothing left i don’t care what happens to me it’s only going to get worse for oh you it easy sweetheart hear everything they say maybe we’re not so different who are you under there inventions what’s black and blue

And dead all over dick i got you I’m sorry brother sorry that i brought you into this i just wanted things to be the way they used to be that’s my brother will i could use some help my wife needs to search me this is real life how’s that right you put your life down on the line for this country

You leave your family your home how much do you need 231. how about more 32 million and i need an extra minute i came to you for a loan look have i ever gotten you anything that i couldn’t get you out of it’s time for you to do something for your family

We’re gonna do you for officer we’re just doing a transfer from the back i’ll let you in in 20 minutes uh if i could just get it down real quick because i’m on the clock promise not to rob the place seriously because that would be bad for my job

My brother okay all right okay let’s go dude you are all gonna have the greatest story to tell at dinner tonight lock everything down nothing gets out Just gonna borrow it i got a cop shot i gotta get him to the hospital i’m gonna need you to help us why don’t you help us we’re doing hostages now we’re not crashing into this ambulance we got a brother cop on board do you have empty experience come back to the

Eyes you’re a soldier yeah we are trying to save you you think you’re so tough with that gun no danny relax i gotta get back to my wife and my son does your wife know you’re all banks we’re not the bad guys we’re just the guys trying to get home

We don’t get to walk off into the sunset danny everybody knows how dangerous you are do you you get your heroes out of here now i’m gonna get you back home little brother i’m gonna get everybody home This isn’t funny amber would you like to play a game tara [Laughter] doors unlocked all doors locked doors unlocked hello it’s happening three attacks so far do you have a gun i’m sydney prescott of course i have a gun something about this one just feels different samantha i’m i know who you are

I’ve been through this a lot this is your life now which means that whoever this is is going to keep coming for you Are you ready for this never oh there’s certain rules to surviving the attacks were all on people related to the original killers whatever his link is to our past it’s pulled us all back here and i won’t sleep until he’s in the ground hello It’s an honor Crash at my place baby How did you get how have you been it’s a long story is this the room you grew up in uh it is but uh my my dorm room is very adult right no of course hey are these your drawings what no no good i missed you too okay

So what are you doing here i mean i i thought i’d never see you again want to get out of here I’m grounded bummer is spider-man grounded um i mean Oh flight recorders are on t minus five four three [Applause] we have not [Applause] is [Applause] he’d like to come and meet us To infinity and Say what i want 24 7 365. i know it’s a lot but i don’t got time to mess around oh about that hustle am i right this is gonna be the best year ever and nothing’s gonna get in my way Breakfast is ready Gonna be may is everything okay i’m a gross red monster oh look at me stay back this happened already what did you say our ancestors had a mystical connection with red pandas are you kidding me this little quirk runs in our family you’re so cute sick i’ve always wanted a

Tail i’m a freak we love you mae you’re our girl whoa you’re you any strong emotion will release the panda abby hit me Do you know how dangerous this is you’ll get whipped up into a frenzy and panda all over my whole life i’ve been perfect little maymay but maybe i like this new me you led me straight to the lost city now prepare to die there were just hundreds

Of snakes in this temple just waiting for us to show up what why aren’t they biting that guy this is ridiculous delete delete listen loretta we need you to promote your new book on the lost city you can’t spend your life in the bathtub drinking chardonnay with eyes

Ladies and gentlemen the world’s sexiest cover model mcmahon you do know you’re not dash right dash is a character i made up that’s oh my god oh crap sage i enjoyed your book about the lost city and i believe you’re the one who can help me find its treasure

I have to respectfully decline i’m afraid i must insist unchain me that’s your seat belt oh no loretta sage is missing i’m gonna rescue her i just want her to think of me as more than a cover mop that’s not living dangerously alan what are you doing here we’re here

To save you i’m certified cpr i’m certified crossfit i have snacks after them this is like your book we’re on the love more and dash adventure right now i’m gonna help you out a little bit let’s go what are you doing don’t do that get out

Of there this is not a romance novel jungles eat people like us what is that get it off i can feel them suckers feels like there’s more holy mother of god ah they’re just sucking on my butt like a big old jamba juice we’re so close i could actually find the lost city

If i don’t get to this island my friend and her cover model are going to die i am driving oh oh oh oh oh the red sage getting you out of here why are you so awesome my dad was a weather man hey oh she doesn’t need saving in there

Uh what are you doing in there The old wars cold war war on terror he knew who we were fighting but now the enemy is invisible they can destabilize entire countries from simple reach of their keyboard Officially i can’t put you on this but if you were to go out on your own i would need some help i’m guessing this isn’t a social pool i’m putting together a team and you’re the best in the world of what you do i thought this was done i’ll be back for

Dinner tomorrow Hands put your gun down please five four three two one pull the trigger or you can listen we all work for different intelligence agencies american british german colombian chinese but now we have a common enemy and if we don’t stop then let’s start world war iii so we need to join forces

You have cameras in your jewelry comes in your earrings this is like half the cia’s most wanted you bump i grab but thanks for the tip i have two children i am a normal person i cannot do this anymore that guys are out there right now you go home

You bring them with you are you under control are you no we put ourselves in danger so others aren’t 355. Tell me something You can go anywhere you want right any timeline and the universe Why do you want to stay and fight to save this one you change the future you change the path are you in in five weeks a hundred thousand british forces will strike sicily southern shore unfortunately the nazis know of our intentions so we’re going to play a humiliating trick on hitler [Applause]

We have to convince germany that our target is greece the plan begins in spain where the corpse will wash up on shore bearing classified letters a corpse carrying fake documents given the fascist network there we could quite literally float the documents right into enemy hands prime minister that’s too big a risk the

Fate of the world is at stake the plan is highly implausible so when can it be ready well let’s say we start with the easy part and find ourselves a corpse the thing is to scrutinize every detail of our fallen man where are his legs

He must be as real as your eye he would carry a letter from his wife professing her deep love for her very good and he would carry her photograph my contribution to the mission for a seat at the table although what if the autopsy reveals he didn’t die of drowning

Or if the briefcase is returned to us without the germans seeing its contents charles why on earth do you keep poking holes in our plan i’m preemptively poking success depends on guiding the papers into hitler’s hands the nightmare marching this way is only too real in the spanish lately the

Germans anywhere near our briefcase we are in the dark if the enemy is waiting for us on those beaches history herself will avert our eyes from the slaughter i may vomit i may vomit with you in stories of war there is that which is seen and that which is hidden In god’s name fleming wasn’t writing spy story in the hidden war the truth is protected by a bodyguard of lies its soldiers unseen pray it’s heroes and son this is our war Wake up buddy it is one o’clock maybe i should let him sleep okay Go for a walk i have an owner and he’s superman let me just turn that out i should call me iron man no my dog’s the best but he’s not the greatest with other animals what is new with you fellow normal dog i bit the fedex guy the other day who was he

Working for general zod the legion of doom Fedex of course the federation of x’s not to be trusted what is taking my owner so long well well well if it isn’t the justice league superman what’s going on you’re super strong i should be a lot more dead right now right my best friend is in danger and you have

To help me well we’re just a bunch of shelter pets but they’re stronger than you think the mighty oil i didn’t see anything show on wheels where the heck am i indestruct dog great i’m the only one who didn’t get any superpower when one has an abundance of power

They have a certain duty to use that power to Sorry you were saying something how much did you have to drink i had two toilet bowls and a bidet bidet too just which is crazy i didn’t even know that was the thing but it’s like a dog water fountain oh out of the way cat child hey deploy k9g what is a

Excellent shielding that seemed incredibly painful anybody want to switch powers now behold he’s here he’s here father is here the kingman lady the king your fake is set and you cannot escape it i’ve missed you my son one day this kingdom will be yours thank you father my king father remember foreign I won’t kill you why would he stir away to such a hellish place to find what was stolen from me and what is that the kingdom you must choose between kindness for your kill or hate for your enemies your strength breaks man’s bones [Applause] i have the calling to break their minds

And night by night we will carry out my pledge of vengeance will save you mother save your mother hmm hey you get over here oh i know what it is you’re afraid because i’m the big bad wolf the villain of every story and this is the crew mr tarantula mr

Shark mr piranha mr snake everyone copy copy copy we’re the bad guys it’s crime time baby we need a distraction do i get to improvise fine please be subtle i’m having a baby is there a doctor or perhaps several security guards that could leave that post and help me

We were never given a chance to be anything more than criminals but these are the cars we’ve been dealt so we might as well play him here let me help you are you okay ma’am thank you dear you’re such a good boy wait what Oh good yeah yeah you ever wonder what it’d be like if the world wasn’t scared of us never gonna happen guys we’re gonna go good did you get hit on the head you villains have an image problem you need a makeover so well there goes our street cred

I’m tired of being an outcast maybe i don’t want to be a what a bad guy you can’t have to choose between your friends or the good life they’re the only friends i’ve ever had you have a chance to write your own story what have

You got to lose i don’t know my dignity yeah well that ship is already sailed so you’re a tough guy that is an animal testing that with helpless guinea pigs i’ll rescue them you’ve never volunteered for anything oh come on snake open up relax these doors are complicated

Are you kidding me we’re supposed to save them not eat them well i’d say they’ve gone to a better place i’m a bad Guy i’ll be home in the morning where are you going i’m staying over at susie’s tonight what’s new the flyer the papers call him the grabber i wish one combat you don’t actually believe that story do you because he can’t hear you and he doesn’t really take kids that say oh

You goof beautiful isn’t that just peachy cute you need some help you see that would you hand me my hat yes sir i am a part-time magician are those type of ones in there would you like to see a magic trick i have an announcement to make one of

Our students finney blake was abducted what if i could help the police find benny [Applause] Does it work not since i was a kid i’ll scream i’ll scratch your face this face daddy i had a dream about it what happened in your dream he was taken by a man with black balloons yes we never release those details huh don’t hang up who are you

You’re getting out of here please please let the dreams be real see the wall in front of you i tore long cable loose from down there there’s a combination lock on the inside of the storm door what’s the combination i carved it in the wall the tree the door the gate i’ve never

Seen it before except in my dreams you don’t have much time you’re gonna use a weapon you raise the phone step back and swing look what you made me do please hurry you remember what i told you there’s someday i should stand up for myself someday it’s today fans

It’s time for us to move out and make our mark on the world awesome oh no those ding-dongs went back to the lost world oh and i thought i made bad choices the lost world the world’s most dangerous place wait a minute can you repeat that

I had a marshmallow in my ear oh [ __ ] crying out now what brings you to here we came here to live a life of adventure like you i’m starting to question our judgment this is the perfect time to do it it’s time to get back wild [ __ ] look like a superhero

I wouldn’t use the term superhero i mean i wouldn’t stop you from using it i love family reunions expired sir oh come on man you know how many times i’ve been in and out of this gate with that excuse me what’s the odds on isis it’s about the vehicle

Sir you want me to step off the vehicle i’ll have him he’s with ranger battalion ranger battalion i’ve been busting my ass to get my mind and my body back into a good place i need to get back in the game sir you want to get back in the game prove it

Sergeant rodriguez was a legend family funeral sunday outside of nogales they want his dog at the funeral you do this and you’re back in the game she won’t work with anyone one minute she’s good the next minute she’s sending three guys to the er what’s up dawg and

You’re gonna go on a little road trip easy what are y’all so scared smell it out [ __ ] what is your deal man maybe just take crazy down one notch Right no no no no no you’re just a demon you’re just a demon whatever happened to you dogs you used to be eleven You’re so good how’d you make her get out of your hand i just talked to her see she’s just a noodle she just knew so good You don’t do anything else psychotic on this trip maybe we can have some fun is that a deal lulu is that you good girl you give hugs now really lulu gets the best of you’ve never had a lulu no we don’t we don’t we don’t exactly hug

So you’re telling me that nuke was just as messed up as luba i had to work him every day for six months when he stopped struggling that’s when i realized maybe i could stop struggling it’s too it’s just lightning right look at that she’s never slept in a nice bed before

There ain’t no shame in wanting a big comfy mattress i was hoping you might have a room for me and my little girl is that a purple heart was she wounded um yes she she was thank you for your service we’ve never seen this dog exhibit any aggressive behavior before never she

Loves people Oh my god i can i can see you’re definitely not the girl i thought i’d be in the tub with but i’ll take what i can get at this point i guess I’m supposed to meet a man here to take me to the compound came from the west right here is getting pretty bad out that way now folks turning on each other so why the compound he’s a strange place to be heading once in a lifetime opportunity what is it

Come here look at this that’s gold we just bought a pile of gold one of us will have to get the excavator to get it out i think i’ll stay with the gold you gotta watch your water stay out of the sun ain’t no joke out here how much longer going

So you’re here on your own you need to leave i think they’re hiding something gotta get rid of her i found it it’s mine You’ve been all over the world you could have a shop anywhere you like and yet you’re here it doesn’t terribly much matter where i am i have my shears what else does a man need besides the shears this isn’t art this is a craft you cannot make something good

Until you understand the customer do we let all of our customers keep black boxes in back if we only allowed angels to be customers soon we have no customers at all he says i don’t want any trouble i need you to listen carefully there are a thousand blue boys out there

Hunting for this and if they find it i start shooting you follow making matters worse there are a thousand racket boys hunting for it too and if they find it they start shooting you follow you don’t want to be involved in whatever it is you do

You know exactly what it is that we do well full house tonight huh have you ever heard of the outfit the outfit is a network of every big time crew from santa monica to coney island and tonight they sent us a message they’re hiding something my friend I’m gonna need that take pal right now why don’t you try and take it gentlemen it’s gonna be a long night sell him up what i can’t sew him up you need to tell me what really happened in here tonight now you got five seconds to tell me what

Happened open the trunk what open the trunk and grab his arms or i’m hiding two bodies five a number of things about me that you don’t know four who’s the tape for instance three i’m telling you the truth you want to survive the night you look up dead in the eyes and you

Pretend you’re one of them She’s out [Applause] The marry me concert is something you will not want to miss in 36 hours superstar kat valdez and grammy winning bastian will perform their new song marry me and exchange files in front of a streaming audience of 20 million people [ __ ] tonight i’ll be the one in the veil charlie this

Is once in a lifetime i’ve got my daughter tonight good i’ve got three tickets for tonight bring her dad you haven’t had any fun since mom left just say yes what am i doing here okay let’s go we only have five minutes what’s everybody looking at nothing give me your phone

Kat valdez husband-to-be bastion caught cheating with her assistant we love you cat hold this i’m told that uh 20 million people are supposed to watch as we take our vows they say if you want something different you have to do something different why not yes I’ll marry you you go go go do you some guy take cat to be a lawfully wedded wife okay that was crazy kat valdez left the guy from the concert then also married her uber driver it’s an insane situation i say we offer five thousand dollars and

Let it all blow over or i could stay married to him i started something last night and if i don’t finish it i’ll look crazy we gotta get out in front of this hi it’s three months i don’t even know her we both did this so whether we like it

Or not we’re in this together we have to embrace the spontaneity of the moment i don’t want to be the punchline what do i do just stand and smile this is the most unbelievable thing that could ever happen in life right now 237 000 people are like he

Looks like he’s a math club i am in a math club i don’t know hanging with you guys today i don’t know it made me feel kind of normal come with me to the fall semi-formally are you asking me to the school dance well i could leave a note in your locker Call me if you’re lonely hello Are you afraid she’ll fall back and love bastion and help you I’d be afraid of that too we don’t need to pretend i don’t fit This is smart i think we left smart six weeks ago i was on my way to you who do you think you are a man some fan no i’m not a fan just well i mean i am now Where am i going to a lavish and glimmering hell it always had the tails of a sigh and stuff of dreams You you’re something they can never be an individual this place is so beautiful [Applause] creature in the water you should not be swimming in there she called me she’s certainly not of this world nor am i the creature will be killed placing the life force into our hands this is murder she is your pet she’s all but human the mermaid must escape the king

We’re the only ones who can stop Do you him in coincidence [Applause] Years ago before you were born i met a man and now i’ve come into the possession of a villa in the south of france what three two one Better be warned the british are coming And with that i will say good night and leave you to discuss my mysterious past Huh