[Applause] thank you [Applause] okay I didn’t cure anything please Christ look at a Lifetime Achievement Award out here he huh I have been on the road for the last five months I don’t know man I just really thinking the worst of people really is you see some of the animals Some of the animals I see like I was in the airport the other day right I’m sitting there waiting for my flight just hate my life and this watching this watching this lady she’s eating Egg McMuffins lik...[Read More]
i feel i love women but you know what i’m finding i’m not compatible with them you know i’m serious women have like too much energy for me that’s what i’ve noticed you know like you can’t have a day off when you have a girlfriend they just like see that open day they’re like oh my god let’s go fill it up with some stuff no and then they just come at you with one horrible idea after another horrible ideas like you want to make some sandwiches and go...[Read More]