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Thundercat

We had a dude in our town this morning Thundercat yeah TJ was his name when the Thundercat while you’re behind your little wildflower and he was born some deficiencies he had a change of salivary glands in his face you know so when he would get to smile at her feeling real Joyous he would spray out the sides of his neck she had to keep a paw home you know drying up at the corners of his mouth that’s friendship unfortunately the devil got up twice cause he had hair growing directly ou...[Read More]

𝐃𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞 – 60 Minutes Of Dave Chappelle

The second time I met OJ Simpson was right after the trial of this there I was now a young man of probably 23. O.J Simpson was the most famous or inFAMOUS face on planet Earth I was in a restaurant in Beverly Hills with my agents I wasn’t alone in the restaurant But I was alone I was the only black person in the restaurant and in the 90s that felt very uncomfortable now I tend to enjoy it at this age I was having dinner with my agents celebrating a deal that they told me was lucrative but ...[Read More]

Gay at Eighty

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𝐃𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞 – 30 Minutes of Dave Chappelle

It’s one time racism saved my life man I was I was on a plane I was coming I was coming from overseas and uh I don’t know how this guy got a machine gun on the plane but he stood up man he said everybody get on the [ __ ] Grown nobody look at my face I started freaking out because he was Chinese I was like why is he talking like that [Applause] he was screaming and crying I was the only brother on the plane well I thought I was young brother I looked over there was one of the black d...[Read More]

Old School Dating

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White Privilege

So I grew up in my neighborhood we didn’t have a lot of diversity in my neighborhood diversity is always people’s talking about it and we didn’t have it you know my neighborhood was poor black poor white that was our neighborhood you know so I didn’t feel any white privilege I know some people Had it man you know I knew some other with sweaters but I was two

𝐃𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞 – The Bird Revelation Full Special – Everything Is Funny Until It Happens To You

Well it’s the last show here we are Los Angeles the world capital of rape and Dick Brown the [ __ ] has been going on out here he’s gonna work well just what you think can’t get worse they got Charlie Rose today it’s gonna be quiet morning on the news tomorrow Charlie Rose looking kangaroo Every body is raping like hotcakes I for one was starting to get worried you know I’ve been in Show Business 30 years I had no idea how much danger I was in that’s really so...[Read More]