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So I grew up in my neighborhood we didn’t have a lot of diversity in my neighborhood diversity is always people’s talking about it and we didn’t have it you know my neighborhood was poor black poor white that was our neighborhood you know so I didn’t feel any white privilege I know some people

Had it man you know I knew some other with sweaters but I was two tank tops in the winter okay and I just didn’t feel it you know I wish I’d have had some white privilege do sign me up but I didn’t have it man there’s just

Poor black kids poor white kids man and my poor black friends are always like man look what you did to us and I’m like dude do you think I would do all that to y’all and then move right next door bro now we gonna split this plum or not dawg

We’re in this together man it was hectic sometimes fighting with black kids is tough on if you ever fought a bunch of black dudes but they win they win dude dude I got jumped one time after a football game about five black dudes I don’t if you ever fought five black

Dudes that night just imagine you’re fighting five black dudes right now close your eyes how many black dudes are you fighting as many as your imagination can hold and when white kids are horrible to man it was just in poverty it’s just that’s what’s going on man

And if you’re a black guy and you feel like that’s a racially insensitive then imagine you were fighting five white dudes in a cloud like damn this cloud is aggressive and accurate

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  2. Trash gonna trash.

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  3. The privileged use all kinds of slave candies and suboral communication to control public opinion before we are even born. They kill any paths people have to creating Affirmative Action for all to receive proportional equity.

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  4. u and riff raff was best in WORLD❤

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  5. This guy is the “alive” version of Mitch Hedburg.

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  6. “ now close your eyes “ 💀

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  7. So true. If people would be honest they know the great divide in America is class, not race. Race is merely a distraction to keep us all occupied.

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  8. I don't think that was funny the bit about 5 guys in a cloud? We're not actually white We're more like biege! I'm offended and I'm white. Edit sorry I'm biege!

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  9. Steve Alembik. Likely suspect just another of many many criminals just like this guy. Same color same mindset. YouTube and entire media has hidden this self absorbed entitled Criminal. IF He was black his face would be everywhere.

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  10. Steve Alembik. Likely suspect just another of many many criminals just like this guy. Same color same mindset. YouTube and entire media has hidden this self absorbed entitled Criminal. IF He was black his face would be everywhere.

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  11. Flannels, baby!

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  12. No, only str8 people have privilege to be themselves at all times.

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  13. He looks like a stagehand who just got put on light duty.

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  14. Green Privilege

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  15. Just because you didn’t feel white privilege, doesn’t mean you didn’t have it jackass.

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  16. hilarous..

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  17. "We're in this together, man." Just think of all those who try to convince you that you're not. Who watch and giggle when you fight each other. Who laugh when you trash someone who makes it from within your circles. Who have panic attacks if you get along well because they won't keep enough profit, power, control from your despair and powerlessness. Who have almost copyrights on all of your ideals, values, and your movements so that you don't understand what it all means.

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  18. That's funny

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  19. Cocaine Loves YOU

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  20. Accent is horrible. Personality is boring. Comedy nonexistent.storys just made up bullshit.

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