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We had a dude in our town this morning Thundercat yeah TJ was his name when the Thundercat while you’re behind your little wildflower and he was born some deficiencies he had a change of salivary glands in his face you know so when he would get to smile at her feeling real

Joyous he would spray out the sides of his neck she had to keep a paw home you know drying up at the corners of his mouth that’s friendship unfortunately the devil got up twice cause he had hair growing directly out of his face you know just you know much

Ears you could think of digital fun you know and you only thinking about enough [ __ ] I can feel when people are thinking about the right amount of hair I am feeling that [ __ ] right now the sisters used to cornrow his cheeks in the summer give it a little bit of

Relief from the heat and they used to cut out around his eyes for the holidays so he could see his gifts okay so that much and with somebody one day yelled out he’s gonna die and they said that to church and in a small town that’s that’s

A [ __ ] doctor’s opinion so this point Thunder do thunder got to quit school at 11:00 so he could die at home they said you all about equality everything work they don’t what you [ __ ] dying on the Prince and he got to quit school right his parents let him smoke so we could

Live a little bit while he was dying to meet me in the [ __ ] yard just blow and they bought him a truck dude a man’s truck an adult man struck a chord raining okay it was the first one that he had with a little bitty man’s truck right it looked

Like there was a really a tougher man in the distance no controller and they welded it to a pole in his front yard they [ __ ] welded this truck a real truck to a [ __ ] real pole cemented into the ground and he could drive as fast as he wanted his [ __ ] yard dude

And it was about populace about five feet between him and the pole dude so he would just be in a tight spot doing like 70 miles an hour just [ __ ] blowing misses and Blind Melon maybe just no rain baby just no bragging and he never did dive baby’s 35 years old now they

Just got bad information on praise God and yeah and his mother she uh she had varicose veins in her neck and they both they blew out and she died yeah in the daddy this is how they make money the daddy used to do slipping balls at Pizza

Hut and this Packer Pizza Hut was flexing bro do you know who these two slip and falls at Pizza Hut – you would sue him and get that money and he was working the circuit one year and in the Southeast region he died dirty [ __ ] split his head open on a salad bar

Outside of Sarasota so that family [ __ ] dies dude we’d be knighted [ __ ] yeah man I’ll never forget that [ __ ] man just watch me I do drive around a [ __ ] circle crazy and the trucks are digging a hole into the [ __ ] of y’all so he was our irony was he was probably

Nine feet under and never did

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34 Comments

  1. Not funny

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  2. Theo you do got a black booty lol

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  3. It's been tough taking care of my mom with End Stage Parkinsons shes back home now, and I cry in private knowing any day could be the end and I'm trying to heal some of my own painful chronic illnesses, but I will tell you one thing that makes my day seeing this young Harrington Ford/meets Patrick Swayze/Theo looking guy busting out these hilarious clever wild tales like exhibit A here had me in convulsions: I don't know how you came up with this story, but I could listen to these and cry laughing till the day I died.

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  4. Hilarious! 😂

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  5. There is no way someone was driving a truck around a stationary pole.

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  6. I'm not saying Theo is the next Norm Macdonald, but I haven't been this into a comedian since Norm passed.

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  7. Truck with a 5ft turn radius…go figure! but this dude's hella funny!

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  8. “In a small town that’s a fuckin doctors opinion”

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  9. F'n funny.

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  10. Ford ranger is a woman's truck really. I should know my step son has one

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  11. Where in Covington is this at?

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  12. "I can tell when people are thinking about the right amount of hair." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  14. Need a new special!

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  15. We retarded!!

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  16. Lmao winstons 💀

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  17. Did anyone catch the "we be dying"? I'm dying…..not Ice Cube's "We be clubbin" 😂

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  18. Pizza flexin. 3:20

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  19. Slip and Falls

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  20. Fugees and Blind Melon. The 90s baby

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  21. Punch lines Hook and Sinker!

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  30. WE BE DAYIN'

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  31. Praise God for real 💙

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  32. Ayoe he had the yaeo lmao

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  33. He brings such joy.

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  34. Natural southern funny dude

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