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Bill Burr on Women for 20 minutes straight.

i feel i love women but you know what i’m finding i’m not compatible with them you know i’m serious women have like too much energy for me that’s what i’ve noticed you know like you can’t have a day off when you have a girlfriend they just like see that open day they’re like oh my god let’s go fill it up with some stuff no and then they just come at you with one horrible idea after another horrible ideas like you want to make some sandwiches and go...[Read More]

“Whole Country is Turned into B*tch Ass N***ga” – Dave Chappelle.

listen you know when i was growing up it’s probably about eight years old and at the time we were living in silver spring yeah yes common misconception about me in dc a lot of people think i’m from the hood that’s not true but i never bothered to correct anybody because i wanted the streets to embrace me as a matter of fact i kept it up as a ruse like sometimes i’ll hang out with rappers like nas and them and these [ __ ] start talking about the projects yo it was wild in...[Read More]